to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
it’s like everything else bores you. I didn’t know things could turn out this good.
When you feel you have lost everything, you still have
- unexpected kindness in strangers
- the rest of the world to travel
- languages to learn
- animals to take care of
- volunteer work to do
- the power of a good night’s rest
- the changing of seasons
- infinite things to learn
- billions of people to meet and possibly love
- billions of people who might love you back
Needed this today